THE RANDOM CHAOS BIBLE or Jesus may love you, but God could care less.

Aggressive atheism is as hubristic as any other religion.

Pilgrims, if you are looking for God, you can find him any day at the intersection of time and circumstance.

Why do you fear the unknown? From where else did the known come?

Critical Thinking - Crisis Management:

Change equates opportunity.
Crisis is the greatest change.
Change is an opportunity.
Therefore crisis presents the greatest opportunity.

To be cool under fire, ask yourself, "What fire"?

Not only is there no free lunch, lunch is almost over.

Love for the weak: You love the people who do what you want them to do.

The opposite of love is not hate.  The opposite of love is indifference.

Accept pleasure without guilt.

First the rock, then the roll, said the girl looking for a husband.

Guilt is an inhibitor. Anybody who tries to put you on a guilt trip is your worst enemy.

Sex, if not the primal cause itself, is at least the means with which the primal cause perpetuates itself.

Make no mistake between who you actually are, and who you think you are.

You must first learn how to kiss goodbye before you are can learn how to love.

All your fears will disappear when your selfishness goes away.

That which remains when there is no more "Gimme, Gimme" is peace.

You are a prisoner of anyone whose approval you need.

If you are not your own cause, you are merely somebody else's effect.

Forgiveness is not for your transgressor, but for you.
Forgive and forget. Let it go.

There is only one valid superstition: superstitious people bring bad luck.

The concept of reincarnation may have developed when someone confused genetic memory with wishful thinking.

Accept your death and grow old gratefully.

The trouble with philosophy is, if you are just a little bit off at the beginning, you are totally lost at the end.

Be like a cork in water... whether on riding the crest and floating in the trough, be always on top of the wave.

There is no right and wrong in nature. Man made right and wrong. What nature made just is.

Life is like the ocean as it comes ashore. One wave gives it, and one wave takes it back.

You can only think what you were taught you could think until you learn you can think something else.

Beware, lest you be snared in the dead-end trap of opposites. There is much more than either/or.

Small minded people can not know they are. Don't waste your time on intellectual swine.

Some people want to know who they really are. Why, I have no idea, but there is a simple way to find the answer

Determine what pleasures you seek and why you make the friends you do. Look at these choices you have made. That is who you are.

The two most efficient obstacles to ant kind of growth are self-pity and self indulgence.

Life IS a song. How you live it depends on what melody you play, and how well you keep the beat.

Faster horses. Older whiskey. Younger women. More money. Total inner peace.

Simple and complete stress relief: Act as if whatever you are doing what you are supposed to be doing.

You are your own just reward.

Do your work, whatever it is, to the absolute best of your ability without desiring rewards, and rewards will come in abundance.

Anything you can do, you can do better.

It is what it is until it isn't. Then it is what it is again.

Laughing at our own mistakes is good medicine. Laughing at other people's mistakes is bad ju-ju, Sahib

Grace: Those that have it, live it. Those who don't, talk about it.  Unfortunately the have-nots are the ones telling where we are wrong.

Once every thousand years, the last begets the first, and the race begins again. (A wee bit of nonsense, I know, but it sounds good).

There is no beauty in you except the beauty of your soul. Until you paint that canvas, the rest is crayon make-believe. (See above)

When knowledge advances beyond understanding, a crisis precipitates; the greater the gap, the more calamitous the potential outcome.

If you are one of those people who thinks your god is the one true god. the blood of innocents is forever on your head.

All that separates man from his “divinity” is his humanity. Conceive not a limitation, and it does not exist.

And creates confusion. But creates stress. Nothing creates release.