Saturday, July 16, 2011

SOME THOUGHTS ON THINGS THAT ARE SOMETIMES BETTER LEFT UNSAID, BUT JUST IN CASE ...

  • You are beginning to sound reasonable. Must be time to change my medication.
  • Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  • There's something about that outfit you're wearing that reeks of chloroform and duct tape.
  • You are so brave. Life is battle of wits, and everyday you venture out unarmed.
  • Humiliating yourself in public daily is not one of the qualifications for sainthood.
  • Your grasp of the obvious is a thing of beauty to behold.
  • What part of copraphage do you not understand?

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